Thursday, January 19, 2006

The teacher from hell

College life is sooo much fun! Three long, carefree years. But there has to be a catch, right? Well, there is. A teacher, who derives pleasure in making us poor, innocent girls cringe. Let's call her AS, though I'd love to add another S, and an H and an O and an L and an E. But let's leave it at AS for the time being. She reminds me of that slick-talking tyrant nurse from 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest'. Except she doesn't have the looks. Or the brains for that matter. AS is huge, she must have a lost universe inside her massive belly. And her head is equaly round and fat. It seems she soesnt have a neck...looks as if a big white ball of skin is stuck to the rest of her body. If she'd been cute, she might have resembled a snowman, or a snow-woman, to be precise. But she's far from cute. She's a vamp who plots new ways to trouble us, and then sits back and watches us squirm! Sometimes, she comes out with the dumbest and most irritating excuses to hold out attendance. And sometimes she'll force us to come to college, and then won't turn up herself!! And recently, she's trying her best to ruin our last 6 months in college by interfering with our internship and projects. Sometimes I wish I were an assasin...I'd shoot her without question. But then I figure, she gets a whole lotta curses from the 38 of us, plus our juniors who are about 50...and of course those who have passed out mustve cursed her too! So with so many bad wishes lined up, AS is sure gonna die soon...rt?? She's gonna rot in hell for sure!

38 comments:

Arz000n said...

Can you please remove that guys pic from the previous post...its scaring me...

Let the post remain

Thanks

Arz000n said...

So with so many bad wishes lined up, AS is sure gonna die soon...rt?? She's gonna rot in hell for sure!
AMEN from ma side too

No one can trouble Mirage....right??

Random said...

oh come sweetie...be nice.

anuj said...

u will find such good for nothin profs evrywhere. and they all r AS .

The point to think abt is ... WHY DO THEY DO ALL THIS ?? Is there some reasonably correct reason behind it .. or is it some kind of frustration tht they wish to shower upon all students encountering them. I watched this movie named : " TEahing amieli a lesson " .. the name is not correct m sure :D .. but theres this movie where theres this techer .. may be more SHREWD then AS .. & then the students whom she harms teach her a lesson .

newayz .. she will realise all this whnevr she dies .

the Monk said...

yup, they are everywhere...and are total chaatf**ks...

The Phoenix said...

Tch Tch..so much hatred in the child's mind...you should try and channelise the negativity

*the phoenix gets back in position at the sniper rifle-his prof has just come out on the balcony*

!xobile said...

hahaha!
ek bechaari teacher aur itna saari baddua..
ahahah

Mirage said...

@arz000n: Ohk buddy I will! And yea I'm nt the only one who's being troubled! There is a whole army of students ready fr revenge!!

@rash: WHY!?? I'm tired of being nice...and that female dznt even deserve it! :(

@anuj: I've got to see that movie!! ;)

@varun: The whole race shud be eradicated!

@the phoenix: Can I do it?? Plz plz pretty plz???! :P

@zeexaggeratorr: Bechari????? Kaunse angle se?!

TripleSix said...

oye...
tere toh..
she's my mentor for my documentary filmmakin project...
respect her...
lol

Rohit Talwar said...

attendance issue! big time.. these irritating souls man.. they make us complete assignments n then mark us present.. they know how important every attendance mark is for us :(

MS said...

Interesting character she must be. ;)
express my compliments to her

Keshi said...

**Let's call her AS, though I'd love to add another S

LOL!


How abt intro her to the nice guy below?

Wish I was an assasin too...lolz...by now I'd have sent many ASs to HELL.

Keshi.

hotICE said...

tell me bout college diatribes!!! very true to life indeed!!!

Koi Pahailee said...

Thank god there is a new post on your blog page
i wont scroll down the page you know ... for many many posts to come
just by looking at the pic on your last post gave me creeps!

Mirage said...

@666: Congratulations! Have a gala time wid her! >:[

@rohit: swear! They know our weak points and try dig their fangs deep in!! Aaaargh!!

@MS: Compliments!?? I thought u'd add to the long list of bad wishes! :(

@Keshi: Lol! Yaaay we cud be partners-in-crime! :D

@Hotice: Unfortunately...! :(

@koi pahailee: Hey nice to have u back! Hey do leave ur url buddy... Oh and abt the previous post, I've removed the photo since it was giving nightmares to a lotta ppl!

manuscrypts said...

'poor, innocent'?? its not autobiographical, is it?? ;)

johney said...

I would say that we must always remember that whatever happens, it happens for our own good.

10 years from now, you will realise that this particular teacher is a blessing in disguise, who taught you how to live a hard live.

My ID not me said...

Ye achi baat nahi hai!

Though you havent named her directly, but be careful, at campus we used to blog freely about the travails of our wonderful faculty (ya U can find such wonderful experiences at IITs and IIMs also), until the day one prof got hold of it.

He circulated the link to other faculty also and through the links from blogs a lot many comments abt them became open. Unfortunately the one who got most "best" comments was a Law faculty.

I must tell you - these people made life difficult for many students who had written the blogs-even comments on them. Things went upto a formal disciplinary action leading upto the ultimate penal actions. Finally an apology and a code of conduct for future blog rules pacified the matter (2 guys had to miss their international exchange).

Even companies in the west are resorting to legal actions to blog comments about their products and services. You must have also heard about the IIPM and (jammag.blogspot.com) controversy

All I want to say.. to all is .. be careful.
'Internet ke bhi Kaan hote hain'

Mirage said...

@manuscrypts: hehe wht did u think??

@johney: a blessing??? Not this one buddy, she's got horns growing out of everywhere!!!

@vipul: Haha!! You just ran out of luck man! I dont think she'd find out about dis l'l cheek!! n even if she does, i dont care, coz I'll be out of college soon enuf! ;)

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Mr. Maverick said...

Easy. relax. take a deep breath :).


And oh yes 'College life is sooo much fun! Three long, carefree years'- that was not true for me :( so have fun!

Arun

Bhim said...

Gimme a weapon, I'll do it all .. I am sorry that I couldn't do it when I was back there in college, but for poor souls like you, I'd do it for free..

Mirage, let me help you please. :)

D'yer Mak'er said...

38 hearts givin out curses!!..that too female hearts!... that's a pretty heavy number i must say!!

The man in the box said...

Cursing teachers wont get you anywhere. Do something about it!

milo said...

well we all r sailing in d same boat..sighs!!lets see whos her nex target??

Koi Pahailee said...

There u go
posted me blog today...so the url in on:)

SmartOxymoron said...

The way you've heaped curses on her, she practically died yesterday.

Believe me, you'll miss her once youre out of college. You'll miss not having someone to bitch about. Definitely :)

TripleSix said...

u r tagged..
jot down ur 6 fav books n write a lil summary on it...

hotICE said...

where are you? no updates????

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

Holy hell! You sure do hate her!! Well, chill out, like you said its your last 6 months so chill!!

Stone said...

tension nahi lete...tension dete hai...
enjoy!!!!

Jayant said...

Oh, so I'm not the only one with weird teachers! :D
Yeah some teachers are seriously very sick and sadistic. I really wonder sometimes what pleasure they get out of inflicting torture on us poor souls! Take the epitome of all sick teachers in this world, RR for instance, he'll go on and on about how he changed the outlook of a certain student on certain things(which I might add NORMAL people hardly ever give a second thought to)from the batch of 1996(!?!) and how that student never realised how grateful he should've been to RR!! GOD!!

desperado said...

wierd teachers found everywhere
but when will the writin brk be over mirage

cherubic_chipmunk said...

so dis is de 1 u've bin complainin' abt,eh?don' worry 'tis aftr all a matter of a few days bfore u get outta her clutches...but as u said,shez gonna rot in hell for sure-i mean they're gonna...cheers take care...

Arz000n said...

Whre is Mirage???
TripleSix...can you pls help me out here...in finding this lady??

Thanks in advance!!

zxcv said...

chi chi chi
kya hoga aaj kal ke bachon ka, bhagwan jaisse guru ke liye aise apshabd
ab to bhagwan hi maalik hain.

aaj kal sabhi ko apni to pathsala masti ki pathasala chahiye ;)

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amod!! said...

hota hai..har coll me aise teachers hote hai..so just sing "we don't need no education" and enjoy...