Friday, July 08, 2005

Annoying Post

This is going to be bad...coz I'm in a bad mood. So I recommend not reading this coz it'll bug you too. Oh well, read it at your own risk...

This is a list of things that annoy me most. You still have time. Stop right here and go do something productive. No?? Ok, fine, don't say I didnt warn you...

Things abt myself that annoy me:
1) When I fall asleep with my mouth open...cant help it if my nose is blocked. (Oh I never would have known this if my friends and family members werent kind enough to click me while I was fast asleep)

2) When my hair grows frizzy...I hate when that happens

3) When I correct people if they misspell or mispronounce a word...gosh I'm so sorry I don't know why I do that.

4) When I have an exam the next day and can't concentrate on work and can't stop daydreaming about post exam plans.

5) When my wrist bone becomes prominent...I don't know why but it just looks icky and I cant stand it.

Ok cant think of anymore rt now...u still with me? God you're stubborn arn't you?

Annoying people:
1) When someone mistakenly dials my number and then messages in the middle of the night saying they wanna "do friendship with you" coz they "like your voice"...oh how lame is that!

2) And then give you missed calls for the rest of your life

3) When people you meet for the first time babble incessantly as if they've known you forever.

4) Wannabes trying to be oh-so-cool dudes!

5) Bad breath

6) Guys who don't trim their nails

7) People who blow their car horns deliberately to irritate you

8) Musical (if u call it that) brakes on motorbikes

9) Mom trying to wake me up at 4:30 AM by putting off the A/C and parting the curtains.

10) If that doesnt work she calls on my cellphone so that I have to get up to put the damn thing off.

11) When people take me by surprise. I like surprises...but only the ones I know of. I guess that doesnt make any sense...

Had enough yet?? Wait there's more...

Some things I'm obsessed with:
1) The curtains need to be parted from the middle, not pushed to one side...it just doesnt look right.

2) While setting my blanket, the side with the label has to face towards my feet and not my head...that's the way its meant to be

3) Never ever touch my toothbrush

4) In fact, don't touch anything that belongs to me without prior permission

5) Mushrooms are a fungus and they have a weird smell...I cannot eat a stinky fungus so don't force me

6) Cellphone batteries...they never last

7) Bugs and roaches that make weird sounds at night...I cant sleep with weird bug noises

8) Cobwebs

9) Plain milk...it smells bad.

There are lot more but I can't list them all...thank God for that!

You don't think I'm a freak do you?

27 comments:

amod said...

really annoying post....disgusting, hopeless, irritating, vexing, complete DISGRACE!! hehe, I think it served the purpose though.

sriram said...

now the post reminds me of someone hu can be realy irritatin..guess hu??? Monica (geller)Bing!!!(intentional)

yeah tell me abt sleepin wid ur mouth open..happens wid me all the time..cos even my nose is allergic to cold dust and wat not(thk god! it aint allergic to air)

desperado said...

my gosh
a huge list
but must say ur mom has sure found a superb way to wake u up
but why the hell at 4:30
isnt tht early

shrek said...

:P

shrek said...

and ya forgot.. about that fella's poems, he told me he wrote them on the sea shore in colaba(mumbai)

Mirage said...

@amod: hehe! I didnt know it even had a purpose!

@sriram: Monica Gellar! Hmm...mayb!
Just hope I dont get a Chandler!

@dhruv: tell that to my mom!!! Acc to her I should be awake at 4:30 AM and go to bed by 10 at night!!

@shrek: Wo!! I've been to colaba once, its a nice place! Wish there were more such places in Delhi.

anubhav said...

ok an unsolicited piece of advice dont post that on matrimonial ad...i mean guys do get heart attacks u see..:D

and my dad also follows the strategy to wake me up...but u see years of training helps..:)

D'yer Mak'er said...

how r u doin now...mirage?..i hope after writin this down....you're finally in a good mood!!!...but you sounded a lot like Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. !!!!!....but atleast you're quite sure of what you don't like.

Mirage said...

@anubhav: What makes u think I'll ever post a matrimonial ad!! Over my dead body man!!

@Strangers'Inc: Pff...I'd rather be sure of what I like...there are very few of those things!! ;)

hit said...

i think i could write a book on the same topic ;)
funny post tho...

pills said...

omg what a list.. ha ha ha.... and its totally girleeeee... :D LOL..

i got a very general question yar.. i still don't understand why most of the girls do make a big fuss about bugs n roaches?... i mean what's the big deal..

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

Jeez! What a list!!

Mirage said...

@hit: yea?? well i'd like to read that!

@pills: no biggie with bugs and roaches...its just that theyre icky n slimy and gross...just lookin at these creepy crawlies gives me titters!!

@kroopa: there's a lot more...bt some secrets cant be shared!! ;)

milo said...

this is too short a list fr u i guess...lol
hey! u frgt to add sm names..i mean ppl who really annoy u..would u nt lik to share it with others?..does monika geller nt remind u of smthin?;-)

Mirage said...

@milo: oooh yea that's a separate list altogether! coz then I'll have to list the annoying traits of a "monika" with a "K"! And that is going to be ONE LONG LIST!!

nin said...

dont sleep with ur mouth open.....
huh! nice posting.....
innovative ideas....
take care...

Chez said...

LOL.. I jus couldnt stop laughing after reading ur 'things u r obsessed with'.. particularly that 2nd one... cos, even i'm tht way... :-)

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Jithu said...

hmmmm...

Mirage said...

@avik: will try not to!

@magnus: u mean there are more ppl like me?? Unbelievable...

@jithu: umhm...

nin said...

Mirage i hav linked u .....hope u dont mind....

Adaengappa !! said...

Amusing Annoyance !!

manuscrypts said...

.. at 4.30 a.m, get ur mom to put a mushroom in your mouth while u r sleeping and then wake you up and say 'surprise'!! lol

Stone said...

The curtains need to be parted from the middle, not pushed to one side...it just doesnt look right.

2) While setting my blanket, the side with the label has to face towards my feet and not my head...that's the way its meant to be

3) Never ever touch my toothbrush

4) In fact, don't touch anything that belongs to me without prior permission


I agree 200% with you on these.

Mirage said...

@avik: no prob man

@prabhu: imagine urself in my place...u'll b far from amused

@manuscrypts: That's torture!! Whose side are u on??!

@stone: Really!??? So there really are people like me!! Whew!

Naresh said...

this is wht i call annoying things gtng affable! :P

Naresh said...

this is wht i call annoying things gtng affable! :P

G said...

I completely agree with the blanket label thing! That is how it's meant to be!

And the turning a/c off thing. Do mom's have secret society meetings where they develop these diabolical plans?